Oh crap!!

Have you ever wondered the bestest[not a word,just emphasizing the gravity of the situation] ideas have struck you when u are umm...answering to the natures call.If you agree with me only then should you bother to read ahead and if you dont then I feel sorry for you, as any microscopic chances of you ending up having the intellect and ideas of elite ones on the other side of this argument,well are simply gone.I offer with deep regret my condolences.

  For those who are still hanging on,Im sorry to break it to you that I do not have any coherent reasoning or any references from any of the outlandish  studies that take place(for eg.studies show fat women enjoy sex 47.5 % more than slim ones,so the next time you see a female gorging on chocolate you know what shes upto...ludicrous eh?) to expound this unexlpained ,but 

true phenomena.I mean how else could a person with a I.Q 60 (me) solve the most complex problems invloving a pulley,a few weights(all different mind u),a car,a man and certain other quantities he could'nt even fully fathom what they actually meant.But bam i s(h)at down and one after another they all came out,the answers I mean.Also im a very slow reader,it takes me 

a complete era to read the newspaper.Till yesterday I thought Mr Vajpayee as still our prime Minister, but then I saw light.I started reading the newspaper u know where and i manage to finish it till the food in body decides its had enough of it.

   And as for my path defining,life changing and shackle breaking idea all I can do is sit here(on the porcelain) just like all of us [united we stand err.. sit]  and wait for that one day when I will come up with it.Till then keep s(h)itting [I really fancy this (h) :D ]

from his' to yos'

With chatting taking up a major chunk of a no-good-bum life's time like mine(din intend it to rhyme ,oops i did it again :p) I was thinking of how many assorted greetings one has to offer.Here goes...

Hi:The im-such-a-good-boy/girl greet.Has taken over from hello in a grandiose way.

Hello:May be if ur a purist or If you repudiate the fondling  going on with  the english language presently,this one is for you.

Helloz/Hellos : This is what the cool wannabes are upto.I fail to comprehend who would consider adding a 'z' or a 's'after a word and then all at once feel this is cool.But I decided to give it a chance, I thought may be i for once am on the other side of this so called generation gap and there must be some cogent logic behing the added s.As googled it up and i was redirected to www.getalife.com,hence , i decided to put my case to rest.

Wassup:With the snoop doggy doggs to the eminems,With the butt crack exposures to the cleavage flashes , also permeated into our 'unstained' culture the wassups,not very surprisingly, from uncle sams motherland.Its essentailly 'what is up??' hammered at both the front and the posterior to make it a short cool slang making the cool sound cooler!!

sup:Well being cooler just din suffice with sms lingo taking over the

computer lingo.So the 'was' was struck out from wassup to make the coolest greet..sup man!!!

Yo:Well this is for the extra terrestrials from far off heavenly objects,like pluto et' al.

You know theyre cooler than the coolest ;)